i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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