Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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