I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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