Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am never drinking with the goths again.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
