i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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