She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
