I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
What a dumb baby whore.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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