why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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