she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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