i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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