belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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