i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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