I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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