so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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