Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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