She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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