i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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