The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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