in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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