There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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