if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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