You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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