so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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