so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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