Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I touched a dick in church today
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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