I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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