8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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