How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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