What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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