where am i from again
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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