Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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