Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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