I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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