As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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