$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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