what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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