it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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