so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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