Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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