So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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