In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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