why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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