Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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