The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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