sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think my moral compass just broke
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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