i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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