so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my sisters under your porch take her home
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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