the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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