Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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