At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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