She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
dude. I can hear the air.
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