I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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