come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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