i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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