I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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