how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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