Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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