you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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